A recipe for drift? (piccyfest)

[SteveDunn]

Create small child. Allow to semi-mature for 24 years.

Stir in a car, twist in a smidge of rear wheel drive for flavour...

Crack open some fucking hard suspension, rub sore back and arse.

Whilst rubbing, check on your purple helmet (that doesn't look purple in pictures, damnit) - joke ruined

Pop down local store and thieve some things for the finished product to rest on, make sure these are plentiful and ripe.

Open a packet of "bucketseat" for future use, don't fit now. (Keep in garage as an excuse as to why you suck so much).

Sprinkle in a paid application for Andover on the 15th August. Worries about the standard clutch weak link of car surviving a 300 mile round trip and first proper attempt at drift.

Bring to the boil, have panic attack

Now, what else do I need?
















Ah yes, loads of these...

 

[BanjoMaster]

Yeah dude, let's get it on!

Now, take off that rear spoiler

 

[AlexF]

Excellent

I'll be there losing my drift cherry too, see ya there

 

[missy]

lol........ nice

 

[Morf]

I gotta wait till september, gives me time to buy a few more bits

 

[Mitch]

Looks like you're ready to rock, then (Once you fit your Corbeau, as you'll be alles uber der platz in the standard leather, and using all your energy to hold yourself in the seat )

 

[TwinturboCH]

Nice

 

[PhilMorrison]

Fit the Corbeau, it's blessed by my ungodly ass , you'll just sit in it and rock choku dori stylee

 

[SteveDunn]

Seat will go in when I hear my next contract is about to start and I can get a £500 diesel shitbox to use day-to-day. Think it would be a bit painful to turn up at interviews n stuff wearing a suit in a bucketseat

 

[Mitch]

Only takes 5 minutes to change it for when you go drifting, and time well spent IMHO

 

[SteveDunn]

If it's not too much of a ballache then I'll do it for the driftday. Seem to remember Phil saying that the chassis needs to have a hole drilled into it? That sounds almost as scary as me actually drifting

 

[Jason]

Bah! ya tart steve! just do it! ill give you a hand if needs be mate i promise ill be gentle on your car