did anyone hear about a woman from swansey that after splitting up from her husband went on a shagging spree, well she aparently contracted a dose from her nocternal exploites and had to go to the doctor, the doctor was like wo what the fuck is that said he had never seen anything like it and sent her to a gyocoligist for a better opinion, the gyno took aload of tests and sent her away telling her that she would have the results in a week. after a couple of days CID turn up at her door demanding to know who shes been shagging, as it turns out what she had was the first case in wales in 150 years and you can only catch it from practicing NECROPHILLIA 
turns out the guy was a mortuary assistant with a bit of a thing for dead people. urban myth or true?? i had'nt heard it before, pritty nasty though if true.
turns out the guy was a mortuary assistant with a bit of a thing for dead people. urban myth or true?? i had'nt heard it before, pritty nasty though if true.
.. Whats that film where theres a guy pimping braindead people, but one of them wakes up and seriously fucks up the guys shit.. Tarantino I think 
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Tarantino could have used that as a tag line for the film.
