Here is the link to my Lincoln town car, with the revered 4.6 modular v8 and lovely auto box
http://http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/5332798/Lincoln_town_car_4_6_v8_1996/
car is in Rochester
For rules sake I would take 2500 or 3000 with wheels and adaptors and all the accessories
but I really want a nice s13 with a ca.... I know a ca is preferred 'said no one ever'
She drives spot on, stops very well for the size if her!
Rides smoother than an accident at the Vaseline factory
FUEL ECONOMY IS NOT AS BAD AS YOU EXPECT,
obviously if you are worried about fuel cost,
you need a better job and stop wasting your time ny reading any further!
That being said, it's not as bad as the last two v8's I have owned
(heavily tuned Lexus ls400 and an 1988' Mercedes 500sec )
I don't want to talk about econ numbers, it's a waste of time.
Car is currently on her winter attire wheels, set of 5, (full size spare)15" standard multi-y with fantastic proper American thick tyres!
Also included are a set of 5(full size spare) 22" bk racing alloys...
Yes pimp as fu*k 22's, like the homies on the rap videos and the likes...
These cost new from the USA £1250!
And (rather expensive) custom machined pcd adaptors (35mm 5x4.5(70.6cb) to 5x120 (74cb) These were made to fit the mental wheels without dodgy spigot rings or wonky wobble bolts, ain't nobody got time for that!
Sumptuous leather all over with great condition
Electric everything, and the electric everything works!
Three abreast seating on the front bench seat, the armrest folds up to make the middle third seat! With seatbelt Ofcourse, making this a legit 6seater, which was the bargaining chip I used to justify the car to myself!
There is a boot, kinda like most cars... But this boot is about the size of the cargo bay on a 747, should I have lost my job, I'd start doing Dover runs... A family of seven could easily live for a week or two without and trouble!
I always get asked what's the best thing about having a lairy, huge, thirsty yanktank, well the answer is simple... The diamond encrusted cigarette lighter Ofcourse! 'Murcia!!
The cruise control is really something special on this motor, on any motorway journey, fast lane 70mph (95lol) and she's the most relaxing thing known, I'm scientifically sure that owning this car will make you live longer!
There is a spare key, a key and bleeper and a bleeper-key built into one...
From the bleeper pad you can unlock the driver door with one click, or two clicks unlocks all doors, then two bleeps on the lock button activates the alarm, where as one bleep just locks it, also there is a boot release... And a panic button, which is strange to me really... If im getting car jacked, raped or some one confuses me as a drug dealer (that's happen a few times) I don't see how setting the car alarm off will help... God love 'murica again
The hot blows hot and the cold blows very cold, ice-cream van cold... Frostbite on your toes if you dare wear sandals kinda cold!
Loads of pimpy bits like twin in car phones and boomerang from a limo, lighting and that kinda jazz, not fitted but there
Now, if you have read this far you obviously have too much time but here are the not so good points
The bad:
A few parking marks, as big as it is, no fu*ker seems to miss it in the school car park picking my daughter up!
There had been a car park dent on the passenger rear quarter by previous owner, easily pulled out, nothing dramatic at all
There is a few rust bubbles
There is a rust blister on the passenger front wing at the bottom, again easy fix
There is a knocky bushing, I have the bush to replace, but just don't have the time, I'm even skiving off work to write this up!
There is a very slight blow in the exhaust near a Sensor and thats making it throw up a check engine light, the previous owner showed me that it's only the blow, as the jiggled the exhaust and sealed the joint and the light went off, so no drama there either!
There is one part of owning this car that disgusts me, that is the admiring looks and glances from other men's wives and daughters !
All in all this is a smashing motor, powerfull and pokey, loves being driven and pulls a crowd where ever... Especially when parking in multi stories lol
I know this add is very TL:dr but I want to make my point of how awesome this car has been to me, she's only going as I don't have time to give her, I recently bought something else and the wife prefers that....
Don't hesitate to contact me,
07936384390
No BMW unless manual and v8 NO EXCEPTIONS
No small cars (unless classic fiat for the misses)
You come to me to trade, I've had my time wasted several times and I'm not playing anymore, sorry to all the non bellends but the few on here really spoil it!
http://http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/5332798/Lincoln_town_car_4_6_v8_1996/
car is in Rochester
For rules sake I would take 2500 or 3000 with wheels and adaptors and all the accessories
but I really want a nice s13 with a ca.... I know a ca is preferred 'said no one ever'
She drives spot on, stops very well for the size if her!
Rides smoother than an accident at the Vaseline factory
FUEL ECONOMY IS NOT AS BAD AS YOU EXPECT,
obviously if you are worried about fuel cost,
you need a better job and stop wasting your time ny reading any further!
That being said, it's not as bad as the last two v8's I have owned
(heavily tuned Lexus ls400 and an 1988' Mercedes 500sec )
I don't want to talk about econ numbers, it's a waste of time.
Car is currently on her winter attire wheels, set of 5, (full size spare)15" standard multi-y with fantastic proper American thick tyres!
Also included are a set of 5(full size spare) 22" bk racing alloys...
Yes pimp as fu*k 22's, like the homies on the rap videos and the likes...
These cost new from the USA £1250!
And (rather expensive) custom machined pcd adaptors (35mm 5x4.5(70.6cb) to 5x120 (74cb) These were made to fit the mental wheels without dodgy spigot rings or wonky wobble bolts, ain't nobody got time for that!
Sumptuous leather all over with great condition
Electric everything, and the electric everything works!
Three abreast seating on the front bench seat, the armrest folds up to make the middle third seat! With seatbelt Ofcourse, making this a legit 6seater, which was the bargaining chip I used to justify the car to myself!
There is a boot, kinda like most cars... But this boot is about the size of the cargo bay on a 747, should I have lost my job, I'd start doing Dover runs... A family of seven could easily live for a week or two without and trouble!
I always get asked what's the best thing about having a lairy, huge, thirsty yanktank, well the answer is simple... The diamond encrusted cigarette lighter Ofcourse! 'Murcia!!
The cruise control is really something special on this motor, on any motorway journey, fast lane 70mph (95lol) and she's the most relaxing thing known, I'm scientifically sure that owning this car will make you live longer!
There is a spare key, a key and bleeper and a bleeper-key built into one...
From the bleeper pad you can unlock the driver door with one click, or two clicks unlocks all doors, then two bleeps on the lock button activates the alarm, where as one bleep just locks it, also there is a boot release... And a panic button, which is strange to me really... If im getting car jacked, raped or some one confuses me as a drug dealer (that's happen a few times) I don't see how setting the car alarm off will help... God love 'murica again
The hot blows hot and the cold blows very cold, ice-cream van cold... Frostbite on your toes if you dare wear sandals kinda cold!
Loads of pimpy bits like twin in car phones and boomerang from a limo, lighting and that kinda jazz, not fitted but there
Now, if you have read this far you obviously have too much time but here are the not so good points
The bad:
A few parking marks, as big as it is, no fu*ker seems to miss it in the school car park picking my daughter up!
There had been a car park dent on the passenger rear quarter by previous owner, easily pulled out, nothing dramatic at all
There is a few rust bubbles
There is a rust blister on the passenger front wing at the bottom, again easy fix
There is a knocky bushing, I have the bush to replace, but just don't have the time, I'm even skiving off work to write this up!
There is a very slight blow in the exhaust near a Sensor and thats making it throw up a check engine light, the previous owner showed me that it's only the blow, as the jiggled the exhaust and sealed the joint and the light went off, so no drama there either!
There is one part of owning this car that disgusts me, that is the admiring looks and glances from other men's wives and daughters !
All in all this is a smashing motor, powerfull and pokey, loves being driven and pulls a crowd where ever... Especially when parking in multi stories lol
I know this add is very TL:dr but I want to make my point of how awesome this car has been to me, she's only going as I don't have time to give her, I recently bought something else and the wife prefers that....
Don't hesitate to contact me,
07936384390
No BMW unless manual and v8 NO EXCEPTIONS
No small cars (unless classic fiat for the misses)
You come to me to trade, I've had my time wasted several times and I'm not playing anymore, sorry to all the non bellends but the few on here really spoil it!
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