toyota soarer??

Rearwheel_Nick said:
yeh also im kinda not wanting this lil thread here to be locked or anything because its funny
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Hear, hear...yes indeed ... I agree.

So in light of this, and referring back to the original question and the topic, I wonder if anyone can tell us if Toyota Soarers are any good? :D

Especially the auto ones ;)
 
yes a reliable source of information told us that

1)soarers are the best car ever especially when your front tyre blows at 140mph
2)auto is for men

:wack: :thumbs:
 
F.M.Sideways Mycroft said:
No you can't, the you are only power-sliding... have you learnt nothing this evening!
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Fantastic.:D

You start by saying you can drift an auto and a few people say you cant. Then you suggest that no one here can either and someone bites and says they can. You then turn it round on them by saying that if they can drift an auto then why cant you?

Very clever.
 
I'm off to cook a Thai curry for me and the new woman, have fun, I'll be back to read the tripe you may want to post immediately after this post, try to keep you dull interjections brief and try to get back to Soarers if you can manage it...

Oh, and get a life some of you.

Ta-ta :wave:
 
SteveC200 said:
Fantastic.:D

You start by saying you can drift an auto and a few people say you cant. Then you suggest that no one here can either and someone bites and says they can. You then turn it round on them by saying that if they can drift an auto then why cant you?

Very clever.
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I can't resist this nerk... ever!

SC200... remind me again, what does S.C. stand for? :wave:
 
F.M.Sideways Mycroft said:
I'm off to cook a Thai curry for me and the new woman, have fun, I'll be back to read the tripe you may want to post immediately after this post, try to keep you dull interjections brief and try to get back to Soarers if you can manage it...

Oh, and get a life some of you.

Ta-ta :wave:
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im having curry to

is that a brief enough interjection?
 
F.M.Sideways Mycroft said:
The monkey is trying to evolve... how endearing is that!
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Come now Mr Mycroft, a man with your high degree of intellect should know that a question is superceded by a question mark, not an exclamation. You know how strict these forums can be on standards of grammar and punctuation. :wack:

So, which forthcoming event shall we witness the mighty auto driftosoarus at? I believe the OPT day in March still has spaces. Hell, they may even require your services as an instructor for all the folks arriving in automatics :wack:
 
matt said:
a banning would be a shame as its obviously all a pisstake. just some people take it to heart:(

I find it hilarious myself :D
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:nod:, there’s a lot to be said for stirring shit up from time to time, the world would be a boring place without a bit of banter.. Nobodies going to get banned for having a sense of humour :)..
 
Well done Mycrotch, you can drift a 400bhp Soarer. I bow down 2 ya skilz bro. Do u do transitions and flick your soarer? Can u change down from 4th and shift lock into a long 3rd gear drift, then brake drift into 2nd, then clutch kick it into another 3rd gear drift? Or...can u just do small powerslides? Have you any video footage of you drifting, or only in your imagination? How was the thai curry? U got a thai bride off the net to go with it? Does she only swallow ur curry? Hope it doesn't lead to diahorrea....Like your verbal diahorrea. I agree with others...go to that airfield day and show us your wicked skills. Post up some pix of your pimping jza30 mate! I'm looking forward to it. It's all for charrrriiiiidddddyyy innit! I'll give a tenner to the funds! Hope to c u at the drift day Mycrack!
 
Wow fantastic thread, most entertaining. id like to see something solid to back up all these claims though. You got access to a camera dude?

I've tried drifting a few auto's before. Used to drive Jags all day. Not so easy, but also not impossible.

You obviously wouldnt come to a practice day and take on the challenge thrown down before you by phil but video is a powerful medium.
 
F.M.Sideways Mycroft said:
I'm off to cook a Thai curry for me and the new woman, have fun, I'll be back to read the tripe you may want to post immediately after this post, try to keep you dull interjections brief and try to get back to Soarers if you can manage it...

Oh, and get a life some of you.

Ta-ta :wave:
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you are not the illiuminati, you're a very naughty boy :wack:

oh and dont forget to de-flate her before you but her back in the box.
 
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have to laugh at your comments on the auto and soarer stuff. after i had a major accident last september and got my drift car my r 32 written off i bought a lexus non turbo v8 auto and used it at mondello for the drifting in which i finished in the top 6 overall knocking out many of the option guys in there purpose built cars . i had to laugh as mine was 500 on std suspesnion running 18" wheels and no diff it steered unreal well far better than my tt supra and what a laugh it was and it didnt even have a lsd
 
Righto then, hands up who still thinks this isn't Mycroft :rolleyes: .

Mycroft, have you ever thought about taking up fishing as you have a certain knack to hooking within every shoal that takes your fancy :cry: .

Glen
 
On the basis of previous Mycroft musings I have seen on other forums, I'd say it's the real deal :nod:

It's such fun playing with Mr Mycroft. I don't know why I've never bothered before :wack:
 
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