VEMS on a Nissan

PhatBob

Ken Block???
Finally we got a break-through using the Nissan CAS. I tested the S14 CAS and the bloke who did all the development has tested the S13 CAS
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It would be nice to try a few more Nissan triggers (S12, RB etc) so that we can sort out any noise filtering issues and make sure that we can do the nasty on all the engines that we can:D
 
BenR said:
was the phone integral to the code 'cracking'?

I think its there to call japan and translate :nod:

Team DATMO have an S12 you can test on (alas it doesnt have a CAS and uses rubbery wire thingys between the plugs and the spark maker rotation device)

We also have a fairly unusually set up S13 you can use ;) :D :wave:
 
BenR said:
was the phone integral to the code 'cracking'?

What an almost amusing mistake. No Ben, the phone is there for taking calls, for writing code we use computers.
 
GmasterT said:
I think its there to call japan and translate :nod:

Team DATMO have an S12 you can test on (alas it doesnt have a CAS and uses rubbery wire thingys between the plugs and the spark maker rotation device)

We also have a fairly unusually set up S13 you can use ;) :D :wave:

The S12 has a CAS, its the metal disk under the spark maker rotation device, it will mean that the rubbery wire thingys can be removed and a pack of coils can be used in its place.

Its a proven fact that the people with VEMS in their cars have been consistently getting better at sex since their systems were fitted.

Rob
 
PhatBob said:
The S12 has a CAS, its the metal disk under the spark maker rotation device, it will mean that the rubbery wire thingys can be removed and a pack of coils can be used in its place.

These japanese and strange balding men from suffolk think of everything dont they?!!

PhatBob said:
Its a proven fact that the people with VEMS in their cars have been consistently getting better at sex since their systems were fitted.

Is that from personal testing aswell on said fitee's?! :D
 
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GmasterT said:
These japanese and strange balding men from suffolk think of everything dont they?!!

I'm from London, I reside near Suffolk.:thumbs: You are correct in your 'balding' statement though.

GmasterT said:
Is that from personal testing aswell on said fitee's?! :D

Being part of the development team means that I am immune from it's effects, its a bitter pill to swallow, but life's hard for a playa;)
 
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PhatBob said:
but life's hard for a playa;)

You is well gansta innit bruv...:cool:

I hate playing clever games with you as you are much more cleverer than me and there for the game becomes a flaccid challenge on my part...:wack:

Damn you and your reading ability to gain knowledge (or regurgatate it :D )

Any hoo, are you requiring an S12 setup as Im sure docwra could spare you a car (not that there is going to be a massive market in it!)
 
PhatBob said:
What an almost amusing mistake. No Ben, the phone is there for taking calls, for writing code we use computers.

I was so upset from this that i took the day off to cry to myself in bed.
 
BenR said:
I was so upset from this that i took the day off to cry to myself in bed.

I have little doubt that while you may have spent the day in bed, the fluids that you spilt were not tears... You dirty little man.
 
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