Whats annoying you today?

Everything that pisses me off boils down to just two things:

1 Stupiditity.

2 Incompentance.

Which I could live with, if the consequences of bitch-slapping someone across the face with the base end of an anglepoise lamp weren't so severe.
 
Boredom for me today!! I dont finish work for the year until 12.30pm tomorrow and ive got fuck all work because the entire workforce at Ford have fucked off home last week! Someone entertain me before i go insaanneeee!
 
lozza said:
Boredom for me today!! I dont finish work for the year until 12.30pm tomorrow and ive got fuck all work because the entire workforce at Ford have fucked off home last week! Someone entertain me before i go insaanneeee!
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Come help me - I'm the only one in doing the admin for Social Services this morning cos everyones bloody sick :smash::smash:
 
u know wots annoying me today some chavy wanker kicked my daily broke the grille n then dented the door the police seen this did nothing jus blatantly ignored criminal damage!!!! when i got out n head butted him i got arrested !!!! you cant even defend your own property lucky they let me go when the ambulance came to scrape the cunt off the floor but still that dont fix my car does it!!! any way minor rant over lol
 
You got arrested and released for headbutting someone by 10 in the morning?

Busy day.

Edit to add: next time you're in your car and someone is kicking your grill - run over them. Say your foot slipped off the clutch with the shock. Less paperwork that way, and you don't get bits of chav stuck on your face.
 
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He was in the car, and someone randomly came up to the car and started kicking it. The guy kicked the front of it, and kicked the side of it. For no reason, while the owner was sat inside the car.

The owner then got out of the car and headbutted the vandal with such force that the vandal needed emergency medical attention. Luckily someone (who??) called an ambulance and the police, and the headbutter was 'arrested' but somehow not taken to a police station or anything like that, as he was still there when the ambulance arrived, and the police had a change of heart and 'un-arrested' him. Apparently the vandal was laying unconscious on the floor for the duration, waiting for an ambulance to arrive, such was the mighty force of this skull-smashing headbutt.

Hmmmmm
 
Wait, maybe I'm reading it wrong. Maybe it was the police man who was headbutted, for not taking the car kicking seriously enough.
 
mazdachris said:
Wait, maybe I'm reading it wrong. Maybe it was the police man who was headbutted, for not taking the car kicking seriously enough.
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Shush, stop posting or he'll head butt you.

Maybe the random chav attack was last night, the police took longer to arrive than the ambulance, and he spent the night in the cells before being released this morning.

whatever happened anyony who gets arrested for a violent crime* then posts
finchy said:
any way minor rant over lol
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is someone I don't want to piss off.

* Victims of violent crime are due compensation. A broken nose is worth about 3 grand. Just something to think about before you decide to hit someone again.
 
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No no, he says that the police let him go when the ambulance arrived. So if he spent a night in the cells, that ambulance sure took his time, and presumably the headbutt more or less killed the guy. Which would explain why he had to be "scraped up". Presumably he headbutted him so hard his head.... exploded? Unless he had some kind of medical condition.

Though I can't see the police letting him go again if he'd actually killed the guy. Plus he said it happened today.
 
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