toyota soarer??

F.M.Sideways Mycroft said:
Hey twonk!, you know absolutely jack-sh!t about me, we have only passed a few words across the ether, you think you know me?

You are very likely to be amongst that elite band of morons who even today think I said a Soarer can't drift... the elite members of the semi-literate dumb-fvck club... and yet you presuppose to know me?

''normally your attention to detail'' pretentious clap-crap from an ahse-hole... shut up and get leprosy, that way you lose a finger or two typing the crap you do, you WILL eventually run out of fingers and we will know because it is hard to type clearly using that dick on your fore-head instead.
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take more pills and clam down. i think i hit the mycroft overload button :wack:
 
Jason said:
why does everyone want to know what mycroft looks like?? :confused:
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Because, unlike the hugely boring unwashed mass of gibbering monkeys that tend to inhabit the car forums, I am an interesting character... no one is fascinated by a boring cvnt are they!... unless they are one themselves of course.
 
F.M.Sideways Mycroft said:
Because, unlike the hugely boring unwashed mass of gibbering monkeys that tend to inhabit the car forums, I am an interesting character... no one is fascinated by a boring cvnt are they!... unless they are one themselves of course.
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oh :( is that it?? and theres me thinking you must have some wierd defect of something.. :wack:
ho hum, apologies :)
 
Meeting

I'd be up for that. Not for any childish reasons, but I'd like to talk more about Sorearses. I'm really tempted with one. Auto or Manual. It's not intended as a drift car so who cares. Personally I'd just like something as a nice motorway cruiser that's got an amazing power/torque curve and handles seriously well! I'm fed up of 250 mile journeys up the M1/A1 at 90mph in at 4,000rpm in a diesel!
 
As everyone knows that has cared to ask in the last 5 years I am in the Hogs Head pub in the Market Square in Newbury every Friday from around 6pm to 7.30pm... work over, beer in hand, take the p!ss of anyone within a dozen or so feet...
 
F.M.Sideways Mycroft said:
you seem to have fallen off your bike! But keep posting old chum and Mycroft here will put the stabilisers back on for you and you can trundle off down the road of life as an almost fully functioning village idiot.
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Muwahahahahahahaha!!! :D :D
 
it's been an informative (slightly) and entertaining read with mycroft. thing is, I can't work out whether I love him or hate him. :D classic keyboard warrior or cockpiece, you decide :p
 
I would post my opinion but it seems pointless because I can only imagine that Mycroft will tell me its wrong in a long-winded manner and then proceed to try and provoke an argument.
 
can we have some more stories about zouped up chasers annoying porkas and other supercars please? :thumbs:
 
I guess now is as good a time as any to join in,

Please feel free to form an orderly queue and buy me a drink for getting such a spiffing fellow as Mycroft over here to entertain us and remind us all of the dangers of advanced chemistry ;) :D

A few words to the wise for the unwary,

James, I wouldnt go saying you're keen to find out about sorearses. Its not Mycroft you should worry about, more Mr Chocolate luvva man !!! :D :D

In general, whenever you feel you are gaining the upper hand in these internet duals, step back a moment and review how easily you are winning......... ;) ;) ;) watchout :thumbs:

Oh, and as for you Iain, try not to forget that these monkeys are mainly young tribal types, prone to rash indecision and hence easily startled. Slowly slowly........

Try to make the 12th, and ignore the Tsunami part.

Seeya,

J.
 
Bladey, no drugs required... a few drinks is good tho...

Yes, I suppose I must let the ''chimps tea party'' progress at its' own pace...

Nah, have issues with all that bullsh!t so will not attend out of disgust for the whole Tsunami thing.
 
My turn :D

I don't know why anyone on this site, conveniently aimed at and populated by those in the younger generations, would give a ratshit about what some old codger in his 40's, who is too lazy to change gear, would think. He is clearly physically incapable of drifting as the zipper frame gets caught on the shifter :nod:

For all those of you that still know me when I'm Mycroft's age, if I am still getting kicks from surfing the net searching for new forums and attempting to serve those whom I encounter with such a plethora of arrogance and intollerance then would you please be good enough to have me shot as I clearly have nothing better to do :thumbs:
Mycroft= :alschaser :alschaser :alschaser :alschaser :alschaser :alschaser

:D :D :D
 
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