Nick Sheen
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i dont get how he has time to supposedly go and post on all the other forums, everyone seems to have heard of him!
toyota soarer??
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ChokiChoki
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mittomatto said:you are not the illiuminati, you're a very naughty boy
oh and dont forget to de-flate her before you but her back in the box.
Mitto that cracked me up
lol PMSL Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mycroft where are you dude? It's about the time of night you should be here to experience Bladey love............ Incase you didn't know, he takes a run up
Mycroft where are you dude? It's about the time of night you should be here to experience Bladey love............ Incase you didn't know, he takes a run up
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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Ratdat said:
No my use of the exclamation mark was correct, it was not a question, it was an exclamation of surprise, monkeys are generally slow at evolving, you caught me by surprise.
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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thebandit said:
A psychiatrist could make a serious living and quite possibly put his kids thru Uni. sorting you out mate, you seem to have fallen off your bike! But keep posting old chum and Mycroft here will put the stabilisers back on for you and you can trundle off down the road of life as an almost fully functioning village idiot.
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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Glen said:Righto then, hands up who still thinks this isn't Mycroft.
Mycroft, have you ever thought about taking up fishing as you have a certain knack to hooking within every shoal that takes your fancy.
Glen
I am just warmin to my task... I play a long game, I reckon I can get a few of these guys biting chunks out of their MFI computer desks in the next few weeks... I am going to enjoy my stay.
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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Rearwheel_Nick said:
The key to success in anything [you wouldn't know this of course] is Time Management... I didn't get where I am today by being where I was last night this morning... if you find that hard to understand I will provide you with flash-cards and a story board to help your poor over-worked brain.
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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mittomatto said:oh look, no witty retort for me
Give it time chump, give it time.
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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Phil said:lol PMSL Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mycroft where are you dude? It's about the time of night you should be here to experience Bladey love............ Incase you didn't know, he takes a run up
I'm here, can I help you?
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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Back on Topic...
Soarers are good, their biggest failing is that people don't realise what they are capable of, they were never imported here and so never had a proper set-up for English roads, you really don't have to do much to 'Anglicise' them.
Buy a Soarer from a fool who is unaware of this [ie cheap] then spend a couple of grand and go hunting for big prey, nothing winds a Porsche GT2 owner up more than to find he is struggling and losing to a car that looks so innocent... the look on the [usually] fat middle-aged bloated bastards face is priceless as he realises that £120k has merely bought him an expensive humiliation...
£10k and a million pounds worth of entertainment...
Soarers are good, their biggest failing is that people don't realise what they are capable of, they were never imported here and so never had a proper set-up for English roads, you really don't have to do much to 'Anglicise' them.
Buy a Soarer from a fool who is unaware of this [ie cheap] then spend a couple of grand and go hunting for big prey, nothing winds a Porsche GT2 owner up more than to find he is struggling and losing to a car that looks so innocent... the look on the [usually] fat middle-aged bloated bastards face is priceless as he realises that £120k has merely bought him an expensive humiliation...
£10k and a million pounds worth of entertainment...
you forgot to mention that aswell as being lighter than the supra, the soarer is also more aerodynamic. Which is why AB-Flug used the soarer with 2J to hit 220mph 
oh and they didnt use an auto either
i'll give you time to use the internet (your life blood) to search for "witty retorts" on google... whats that word i hear? is it erm...
OWNED
oh and they didnt use an auto either
i'll give you time to use the internet (your life blood) to search for "witty retorts" on google... whats that word i hear? is it erm...
OWNED
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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No, in standard form the TT Soarer is slightly heavier.
It has a better CdA but the vital difference is that it needs no wing to keep it on the floor at high-speed, it has a very stable high-speed air envelope, therefore to get 200+ you don't need much to keep the car controllable, the nice tri-plane rear spoiler is pure sex and is needed once you pass 190mph as at that speed there is a rear lift and that wing [which has a very shallow angle of attack] works perfectly in generating a little downforce and tidying the airflow aft of the boot.
The Auto box is good for about 400hp without mods, but upto 550hp with mods, for 220mph i think they ad 700hp, Toyota don't make an Auto capable of taking that for very long, hence the manual.
You are another stupid fool who when faced with someone who is vastly smarter than yourself seeks salvation in the hope that they must 'cheat' in some way, well if that makes you feel better chump, then you carry on thinking that way, it will stop you from feeling as inferior as I consider you to be.
I need no help in being witty to the witless like you.
It has a better CdA but the vital difference is that it needs no wing to keep it on the floor at high-speed, it has a very stable high-speed air envelope, therefore to get 200+ you don't need much to keep the car controllable, the nice tri-plane rear spoiler is pure sex and is needed once you pass 190mph as at that speed there is a rear lift and that wing [which has a very shallow angle of attack] works perfectly in generating a little downforce and tidying the airflow aft of the boot.
The Auto box is good for about 400hp without mods, but upto 550hp with mods, for 220mph i think they ad 700hp, Toyota don't make an Auto capable of taking that for very long, hence the manual.
You are another stupid fool who when faced with someone who is vastly smarter than yourself seeks salvation in the hope that they must 'cheat' in some way, well if that makes you feel better chump, then you carry on thinking that way, it will stop you from feeling as inferior as I consider you to be.
I need no help in being witty to the witless like you.
F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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Ratdat said:Good morning Mycroft
'mourning ratdat
Mr Doricar
JDM Loose yo
What's required to a bog standard Soarer TT Auto to have 300 Kmh potential?
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F.M.Sideways Mycroft
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380hp will get you 300kph in a Soarer.
It is a 2.5ltr short-stroke engine and will if de-restricted rev to 8200rpm with no trouble.
The gearing is around 25.6mph/1000rpm... so 'in theory' the car will pull 200+ if you can get it to peak right... well sadly you can't, the best I achieved was 380+ @ 7500rpm... I hit 191mph one way and 188mph the other but the slower speed was inth wind whereas there was nothing on the 191mph run... hence the justified claim in my books of a real 190mph car for just £10,000 including buying the car.
You need to talk to the Soarer guys about this, I am fatigued with the whole Soarer thing now, I spent too long trying to make a Twin-turbo V8 work and it killed my enthusiasm somewhat.
It is a 2.5ltr short-stroke engine and will if de-restricted rev to 8200rpm with no trouble.
The gearing is around 25.6mph/1000rpm... so 'in theory' the car will pull 200+ if you can get it to peak right... well sadly you can't, the best I achieved was 380+ @ 7500rpm... I hit 191mph one way and 188mph the other but the slower speed was inth wind whereas there was nothing on the 191mph run... hence the justified claim in my books of a real 190mph car for just £10,000 including buying the car.
You need to talk to the Soarer guys about this, I am fatigued with the whole Soarer thing now, I spent too long trying to make a Twin-turbo V8 work and it killed my enthusiasm somewhat.
